Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Things to DO and NOT TO Do w/o electricity and when there is a crufew in effect for your city

First of all do not delay in deciding to venture for food as many things are or will be closing due to 'curfew'..................do not give Whataburger confusing orders such as NO pickles or lettuce as that could be all you end up with (in my case).............
Do.....make sure your flashlight is in the same spot everytime so you know where to go when you arrive home after dark...................

Don't put anything anywhere you do not normally put it b/c finding things with the lights on is hard enough
Do not try to meander around your house (w/o a candle or flashlight) b/c I promise you the walls and items move as soon as darkness arrives in order to trick you into falling and bruising yourself......(I guess appliances get bored in the dark too).................

If you are a seasoned contact wearer you can get by waiting until after dark to take those out but you must have a masters degree at least in this activity, but make sure that you know where your glasses are previous to the decision to take out your contacts......although ia m not sure it really matters since visibility is already limited

Do NOT even think about packing for a trip........That is just stupid..............you will look like you got dressed in the dark the whole trip.......b/c you pretty much did

.......................OH TRUST ME more to come, but for now I have to sign off

3 comments:

Queen B said...

hmmm... I really hope to never be in a predicament where I need this advice. But, if I am, I need to have a disaster recovery plan that will allow me access to your words of wisdom. Thank God for blackberry!

PS: you would be amazed what kind of trouble appliances get into in the middle of the night. Or... in your house... early in the morning ;)

Ruth Anne said...

Oh my! Good luck out there. The curfew seems so archaic

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